Adam "Anagram" Michaud's Jargon Generator

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This is my jargon generator. What is a jargon generator? It is a compilation of non-sensical statements which, when chained together, create a jargonic phrase.
Eg. In the list below, some jargonic phrases which you can create are:

Quasi-temporal graviton field.
Naturally occurring tachyon fluxes.
Photonic gravitonic warp bursts.

Below, you will find the jargon generator. Feel free to print it out, but you must give me credit if you use it.

Star Trek : The Next Generation Solution Generator
1	Quasi-temporal	Gravtion	Field
2	Quasi-spatial		Pulse
3	Naturally occurring		Flux
4	Focussed	Tachyon	Beam
5	Photonic		Spread
6	Neutronic		Burst
7	Compressed	Warp	Generator
8	Degenerating		Traces
9	Pick 2 of above		Pick 2 of above
10	Pick 3 of above	Pick 2 of above	Pick 3 of above

Here are the rules for rolling on the Jargon Generator:

Reroll any numbers which occur twice on a table.
If necessary, pluralize.
You may negate the phrase, if you so desire.
You may add or subtract the suffix 'ic' at will
Have fun.

Feel free to contact me: anagram@hotmail.com